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Nice Pussy!


So you have always wondered what to say when you see a nice pussy? Well, here is the entire list. Or... If you miss something then add it at the end! Remember: They all have to start with "Nice pussy, may".

Nice pussy, may I finger it?
Nice pussy, may I lick it?
Nice pussy, may I shave it?
Nice pussy, may I watch the hair grow out on it?
Nice pussy, may I put feathers on it and pretend it's a cock?
Nice pussy, may I put some flowers in it?
Nice pussy, may I have hot passionate sex with other woman while looking at it?
Nice pussy, may I bring it home?
Nice pussy, may I take a photo of it and put it on Fake?
Nice pussy, may I ignore it and use the backdoor instead?
Nice pussy, may I draw some mice on it?
Nice pussy, may I watch TV now?
Nice pussy, may we use it for training pool?
Nice pussy, may I see it fight with the neighbour's cat?
Nice pussy, may I ask where its tail is?
Nice pussy, may I hire it to pick up lesbians?
Nice pussy, may I paint it black and pretend it's a T-Ford?
Nice pussy, may I share it with my dog?
Nice pussy, may I pretend it's dead and have sex with it?
Nice pussy, may I cure my brother's homosexuality with it?
Nice pussy, may I cure my girlfriend's heterosexuality with it?
Nice pussy, may I play with my toy car on it?
Nice pussy, may my kid play with his toy car on it?
Nice pussy, may my kid and his friends play with their toy cars on it?
Nice pussy, may my kid, his friends and their parents play with their toy cars on it?
Nice pussy, may I ask you to play with it alone?
Nice pussy, may I give it a mouse?
Nice pussy, may I decorate it for Christmas?
Nice pussy, may I put a string on it?
Nice pussy, may I correct the spelling in its tattoo?
Nice pussy, may I mark my territory on it?
Nice pussy, may I fill it with soft serve ice cream?
Nice pussy, may I stuff a live squid in it?
Nice pussy, may I have it with chocolate?
Nice pussy, may my dragon have it as a home?
Nice pussy, may I jam my cone into it.
Nice pussy, may I dye it purple?
Nice Pussy, may I pretend you're Garfield and stick you on my car window?
Nice Pussy, may I dip it in caramel?
Nice pussy, may I go cavern exploring inside?
Nice Pussy, may I paint a picture of it?
Nice Pussy, may I hide pennies in it?
Nice Pussy, may my cat play with it?
Nice Pussy, may I sleep in it?
Nice Pussy, may I eat it with my breakfast?
Nice Pussy, may I make a wiki-page about it?
Nice Pussy, may I use it as a teddy bear?
Nice Pussy, may I use it in a casserole?
Nice Pussy, may I eat it with ice cream?
Nice Pussy, may I fill it with chocolate?
Nice Pussy, may I stuff it with meat?
Nice Pussy, may I write an essay on it?
Nice Pussy, may I deep-fry it and eat it with chips?
Nice Pussy, may I use it as a temporary backpack to put my books in?
Nice pussy, may I see if it tastes like Chinese?
Nice pussy, may I hide my drugs in it?
Nice pussy, may I take a picture of it then post it on the internet causing you a great emotional distress which will lead to a depression that causes you to slit your wrists and then murder me with a dull pick axe?
Nice pussy, may I poke it and see if it bites?
Nice pussy, may I ask how often you feed it?
Nice pussy, may I ask if, when you were young your mother and father collectively dephile it, and if this is the reason you're so emotionally dissociative, dysfunctional and are unable to cope with everyday social situations?
Nice pussy, may I have it?
Nice pussy, may I?
Nice pussy, may I rub it vigorously with my penis inside causing it to erupt womanly vagina juice?
Nice pussy, may I use it to dry myself off after a shower?
Nice pussy, may I dip it in chocolate and eat it for dessert?
Nice pussy, may I roll it in flour and bake it at 365 for 8-10 minutes or until cheese is melted and golden brown?
Nice pussy, may I pop the top so the fun will not stop?
Nice pussy, may I stir my dick in it like a kool-aid spoon?
Nice pussy, may I put my foot in it?
Nice Pussy, may i hide in it across the canadian border?
Nice pussy, may I hide my weapons of mass destruction in it?
Nice pussy, may I mine it for gold?
Nice pussy, may I take you home and munch on that sweet clit?
Nice pussy, may I fuck it?
Nice pussy, may I burn it!
Nice pussy, may I doodle little faces on it and make it talk in a strange falsetto?
Nice pussy, may I abduct it off a deserted street corner, then hogtie and gag it, and take it to an abandoned warehouse where I will let my dogs rape it until they cant cum anymore?
Nice pussy, may I draw a moustache over it?
Nice pussy, may I pick it out of a special patch, and pay way too much for it, then wash it, cut out a lid, gut it, and carve a face into it, so that it can glow from a candle inside it, and eventually be smashed by the neighborhood kids?
Nice pussy, may I transplant in onto my boyfriend if you would happen to die?
Nice pussy, may I stick my fingers in it?
Nice pussy, may I take it to a sleep over?
Nice pussy, may I fuck you silly and cum inside of it while licking another girl?
nice pussy, may I poke u silly till my hand is coverd in ure cum and swallow it?
Nice pussy, may I play with ice on it?
Nice pussy, may I get a girl to poke it?
Nice pussy, may I hit it with a kinky whip?
Nice pussy, may I eat the cum cummin from u?
Nice pussy, may I remember u 4 eva
Nice pussy, may I pretend that it looks just like that dolphin pussy I saw but at the same time forget about that I learnt that the dolphin pussy in question actually was withdrawn male genitals? (<img100*0:stuff/genital20.jpg>)

Nice pussy, may I ask it to redo my roof?
Nice pussy, may I borrow your pen?
Nice pussy, are there vacancies within?
Nice pussy, may I cut it off and marinate it for 6 hours in a nice stew?
Nice pussy, may i ask it where i left my wallet?
Nice pussy, may I sew a penis to it and call you my pretty little boy?
Nice pussy, may I ask you if you'd want to trade it for a deck of Magic cards?
Nice pussy, may I ask it for a ride?
Nice pussy, may I shit on it?
Nice pussy, May I piss on it?
Nice Pussy, May I get some in a cup to go?

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2005-11-03 [Sex therapist]: O_O I had no idea a pussy has such a wide variety of uses :-P

2005-11-03 [RitoriMisu]: ^________^ Didya follow the link from my house here?

2005-11-03 [Sex therapist]: No, I found it following someone's mood.

2005-11-03 [Yiwerra]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. awesome!  Nice pussy, may I watch TV now?

2005-11-03 [RitoriMisu]: I put a link to it in my house :P

2005-11-09 [hangemhigh]: nice

2005-11-09 [Sex therapist]: @_@ may I watch the hair grow out on it? OMFG!!!!!!

2005-11-25 [Daemon SaDiablo]: That was hilarious!

2005-12-07 [VIX]: lol

2005-12-19 [skullhead]: Am I the only one that was expecting to see a Nice Pussy? (so disappointed)

2005-12-22 [Princess XxX]: lol - thats great

2005-12-30 [Aina Terveisin]: Nice wiki lol

2006-02-02 [Sean Campbell]: Nice pussy, can I see if it tastes like chinese?

2006-02-02 [Echo]: ahahah eeeew

2006-02-03 [Killopkie]: It has to start with "Nice pussy, may"

2006-02-05 [RitoriMisu]: It was close enough.

2006-02-06 [Killopkie]: and that is why cookies taste so good

2006-02-07 [RitoriMisu]: XD

2006-02-22 [fetish.dollie]: ....ello everyone

2006-02-22 [RitoriMisu]: Ello ^^

2006-02-22 [fetish.dollie]: wassup?

2006-02-22 [RitoriMisu]: Not too much... Workin...

2006-02-22 [fetish.dollie]: just got hoime from school

2006-02-22 [RitoriMisu]: Cool... I wish I was still in school... Life was easier then...

2006-02-22 [fetish.dollie]: easier maybe...but very boreing and stressful

2006-02-22 [RitoriMisu]: School can be stressful, yes... Life is moreso, though. >.<

2006-02-22 [Echo]: eh it has its moments ;)

2006-02-23 [fetish.dollie]: eh true

2006-02-23 [Bigdaddy_Dj]: rofl

2006-02-23 [Killopkie]: I would say that it moreso depends on the person.

2006-03-03 [CutiPunkRocker]: nice pussy, may i take a picture of it then post it on the internet causing you a great emotional distress which will lead to a depression that causes you to slit your wrists and then murder me with a dull pick axe

2006-03-03 [Dronhelm]: Fucking awsome one I believe

2006-03-04 [blood sex painslave]: Nice pussy, may i pet it and see if it purrs?

2006-03-05 [Primeinstinct]: yay i have the longest... so far, that is *bows*

2006-03-11 [motoko]: The last one was hilarious.

2006-03-27 [Primeinstinct]: came to me in dream and, like, I was sorta enlightened and shit like that ....   yeah

2006-04-06 [RitoriMisu]: I dont want to have to remake this wiki again, [Pyroball].

2006-04-06 [Virgin Slut]: I made the shortest one! You can't possibly make something shorter than that without breaking the language!

2006-04-06 [RitoriMisu]: <.<; Yes, Henrik... Yes, you may... >.>;

2006-05-15 [Virgin Slut]: Seems like [Punk Kid] accidently overwrote my nice short line. I put it back.

2006-05-25 [Kingwhoopipants]: may i seduce any ladies pussy....with my toes???  ha? how bout???? my toes,  uhhh in your vagina.....yea why not?..... fair enough....ok....

2006-05-26 [neon_butterfly]: Odd... but it kind of makes sense

2006-06-13 [Echo]: ...huh? heheh

2006-06-13 [Punk Kid]: sorry bout that

2006-06-14 [CAN YOU SEE ME NOW!!!!]: weapons of mass destruction that was funny don't give the terroist any ideas

2006-06-14 [neon_butterfly]: Noooo thank you... my cat would not appreciate that

2006-07-21 [shafin]: omg how chould never get the one i just put in...

2006-08-07 [Slaughter™]: =/ wowzerss

2006-10-10 [Sir Lancelot]: It is getting witty now.

2006-10-10 [Echo]: thank god :P

2006-10-10 [Echo]: "may I use it to dry myself off after a shower?" WTF??? hehehe

2006-10-17 [Penis Wrinkle]: To above comment: I picture one of those hand dryer things in the public toilets that blow alot of air... But shaped like a vagina in the wall... heh... That managed to disturbe and amuse me at the same time.

2006-10-18 [Echo]: ah yes I see. and that partially makes sense in my own twisted mind. Maybe they should start doing that too...

2006-10-25 [Echo]: ah some of these are just lovely.

2006-10-26 [RitoriMisu]: HAHA! New record for may I legnth! xD

2007-01-09 [angel of devils]: the one with "fuck you silly" is mine

2007-01-18 [RitoriMisu]: You dont have to put your name by your entry.

2007-01-18 [bye bye bby gd bye]: ye i no but i wanted 2 lol

2007-01-18 [RitoriMisu]: Well, just follow the template. If you want to lay claim to your work, do so in the comments section.

2007-01-18 [bye bye bby gd bye]: ok thn :(


so do u like the 1nes i put up anyway?

2007-01-18 [RitoriMisu]: I do :)

2007-01-19 [bye bye bby gd bye]: thts gd i like thm 2


would i get to do tht we ure pussy

2007-01-22 [Echo]: .......eh?

2007-01-22 [bye bye bby gd bye]: iz tht ye to the answer to my question?

2007-01-22 [Echo]: No that's me saying I have no idea what you just said.

2007-01-22 [angel of devils]: lmao neither do i

2007-01-27 [Virgin Slut]: And there I submitted the most complicated one so far...

2007-01-27 [hunglo2]: mmm yummy

2007-01-27 [bye bye bby gd bye]: lol

2007-01-31 [Sweet P]: some of them don't make sense... some of them are common...

2007-01-31 [bye bye bby gd bye]: lol whos??

2007-01-31 [Sweet P]: Nice pussy, may I stuff a live squid in it? - no sense
Nice pussy, may I fuck it? - common

2007-01-31 [bye bye bby gd bye]: is that all?

2007-02-02 [Sweet P]: nah this was an example, baby.

2007-02-02 [bye bye bby gd bye]: ok so are these ones any of them?nice pussy, may I poke u silly till my hand is coverd in ure cum and swallow it?
Nice pussy, may I play with ice on it?
Nice pussy, may I get a girl to poke it?
Nice pussy, may I hit it with a kinky whip?
Nice pussy, may I eat the cum cummin from u?
Nice pussy, may I remember u 4 eva

2007-02-02 [Sweet P]: 1. sense.
2. sense.
3. sense.
4. sense.
5. sense.
6. no sense.

2007-02-02 [bye bye bby gd bye]: ok y does 6 make no sense?

2007-02-02 [RitoriMisu]: Steph, you would think that after reading a comment in which the word sense was spelled correctly not once, or twice, but SIX times, that you could learn to spell it correctly in your reply. o.O

2007-02-02 [bye bye bby gd bye]: lol i changed it lol and i no lol

2007-02-02 [Sweet P]: Because remember you forever has nothing to do with nice pussy.

2007-02-02 [bye bye bby gd bye]: ok

2007-04-28 [Echo]: *does a double take on the new picture*
WHAAAAAA?

2007-05-01 [Sweet P]: BLAAAH! >>

2007-06-18 [Disenchanted with existence]: lol

2007-09-25 [DRACE]: O.o hmmm

2007-12-26 [dream_seeker]: i would love to fuck it

2008-01-22 [youngatheart]: it is divine :)

2008-02-18 [chugnut]: ({})

2008-03-02 [Sweet P]: I gots the bestest pussy in my country >.>" *is proud*

2008-03-03 [Virgin Slut]: We need proof!

2008-03-03 [DRACE]: lol, now we're talking

2008-04-10 [Disenchanted with existence]: horny bastards

2008-04-13 [DRACE]: hehe and damn proud of it too

2008-04-13 [Killopkie]: damn proud indeed

2008-04-15 [Disenchanted with existence]: lol

2008-08-26 [lyon's mane]: nice pussy, may I stuff it with catnip?
nice pussy, may I beat it till its black and blue?
nice pussy, may I feed it some antibiotics now?
nice pussy, may I shave it to look like the sphinx?
nice pussy, may I use it as bait for fishing?
nice pussy, may I bury it now because I think it's dead and rotting?
nice pussy, may i turn off the lights to see if it glows??

2008-08-27 [Killopkie]: nice pussy, may I sew a penis to it and call you my pretty little boy?

2008-08-27 [lyon's mane]: that one's awkward....

2008-11-02 [Deleted user]: may i fuck it with an electric dildo as i cover it with cloths pegs

2008-11-03 [Ultiem]: either way you swing it i think killopkies got the best its just funny

2008-11-03 [lyon's mane]: *shrugs*

2008-11-05 [lyon's mane]: Best Holiday Outfit Award GO VOTE!

2008-11-05 [DeeJay™]: that's a tough one..

2008-11-05 [lyon's mane]: i told him it was unfair...putting ME up against a hot chick....lol

2008-11-05 [DeeJay™]: haha, yeah
it's like.. "hott chick! wait.. his costume's better.. oh noes!" xD

2008-11-05 [lyon's mane]: pretty much...i've seen hot chicks get voted for just for that reason.

2008-11-05 [.:Scarlett:.]: .. ok..

2008-11-06 [DeeJay™]: voting for boys is gheyy, duhh! xD
most the guys on here are a little blinkered, to be fair.. >_>
you should get like, a 10-vote handicap! haha

2008-11-07 [lyon's mane]: *laughs* thatd be nice...

2008-11-09 [.:Scarlett:.]: yeahhhh!

2008-12-05 [Deleted user]: dont think 10 would be enough

2008-12-06 [Renard™]: If your english or irish you wont
have to die but if your a german you can kiss
your a.s.s goodbye coz im an evil scotsman
and jock is my name if you dont like the rules
dont play the fecking game!

2008-12-07 [DeeJay™]: well, thanks for that.
have you got anything for racists scotsmen?

2008-12-07 [lyon's mane]: *looks at renar and shakes my head* i hope you know that i am polish and german.

2008-12-07 [DeeJay™]: POLSKA! xD
polish chicks are hott. you're very lucky o_o
canadian chicks are, too. i dont know why, though

2008-12-07 [Renard™]: it wasnt my saying its a line in a billy connelly song caled "im an evil scotsman" its a skit on an avril lavigne song

2008-12-07 [Deleted user]: i love that song its fucking classic

2008-12-09 [Renard™]: yup

2008-12-09 [Deleted user]: what was it again i have my hand in my pocket and im playing with my ten inch cock

2008-12-10 [chewie]: wow that's a pretty pussy.

2008-12-10 [Deleted user]: haha yeah it is

2008-12-11 [chewie]: wow.

2008-12-11 [Sweet P]: no it's not :-S
it's too yellow, and hairy, and badly shaved >.<"

2008-12-11 [Deleted user]: some people are just never happy

2008-12-12 [chewie]: well sometimes you miss a spot.
nobody's perfect. shit.

2008-12-12 [Sweet P]: I don't wanna brag about it. I might not be perfect, as noone is, but MY pussy is better than this one!

2008-12-12 [chewie]: hahah,
i love it when girls have confidence in thier pussy.

2008-12-12 [Deleted user]: me to i hat ethe girls that are all no dont look there it anoys me

2008-12-13 [Sweet P]: :-D That's cool then. I have always been proud about it. They probably don't want you to look there either because: 1) the pussy is too wide. 2) they haven't shaved properly / at all. 3) they think their pussy is abnormal. The guy's task is to make the girl feel comfortable or change the one of the three situation. *have been studying philosophy for the past 4 hours*

2008-12-13 [chewie]: it happens.
pussy is not abnormal.
they just come in different sizes and shapes.
and piercings and such.

2008-12-14 [Sweet P]: I know my dear, but some girls, think their pussy is not quite normal ^^

2008-12-14 [chewie]: that's crazy.

2008-12-14 [Sweet P]: no dear it's not. supposing that all pussies she has ever seen is hers and maybe her mother's (even not the actual part of it but anyway), she doesn't know what it's supposed to look like, and therefore, might worry. Just like young boys might worry about their size.

2008-12-14 [chewie]: well it does happen.

2008-12-14 [Sweet P]: yep, not to all of us. it's just a psychological issue some kids might go through ;)

2008-12-14 [chewie]: [Sweet P] your quite pretty.

and some people have insecure stages.
everyone does really

2008-12-14 [Sweet P]: well thanks. I'm fine with my body now ^^ (boobs have grown and I've learned how to shave)

2008-12-14 [chewie]: your welcome.
everyone grows out of it eventually.
theres' an aqward stage with growing up.

2008-12-14 [Sweet P]: ^^

2008-12-14 [chewie]: :O

2008-12-14 [Deleted user]: i would have to agree but every so often you will come across the person who never grew out of that stage and still considers there body abnormal.

2008-12-15 [lyon's mane]: well, then i guess you just have to break them of their habit. its not all that hard...just repeated affirmations and reminders to them that they shouldnt think negetively about themselves.

2008-12-15 [Deleted user]: oh it has been tryed by many people even myself and we are failing

2008-12-16 [chewie]: but why though?

2008-12-16 [Sweet P]: that's what I'm saying. That the man's work is to make the woman feel she's perfect. Make her feel she's The One and Only, the best, beautiful and the most suitable one for him.

Now if some people think negatively about themselves (like me), the only thing that can solve the problem, is a minor/major change/changes in the body.

2008-12-16 [Deleted user]: hmmmm

2008-12-16 [Sweet P]: what do you think [Deleted user]?

2008-12-16 [Deleted user]: People can be satisfied with themselves. A little change can be good but I dont se the point where a little change has to be plastic surgery so you can look as barbie.

2008-12-17 [lyon's mane]: affirmations are the key...even if you change so your stunning, you can still have a negetive body image..which is why anorexia and bulima are so prevalent in today's glamorized society

2008-12-17 [Sweet P]: That's right [Deleted user], some people overreact at times...
well [lyon's mane], you might be looking like a skeleton, but I least you look ok to yourself.. :-P kidding. Anorexia and bulimia are horrible things. x.x' Fatal god damn it! Fatal.

2008-12-17 [Deleted user]: *nods* I am not too light but I like who I am.

2008-12-18 [chewie]: but other girls.
that are anerexic make me wanna shove cheeseburgers
down thier throats

2008-12-18 [lyon's mane]: or liquified lard....

2008-12-18 [Deleted user]: I rather would try and help... Much more effective. Anorexia is a disease... you shouldnt force things upon them, you cure it.

2008-12-18 [chewie]: anerexic girls do not wanna learn how to eat.

2008-12-18 [Ultiem]: or there are some that arnt anorexic they are just incapable of gaining weight like myself

2008-12-19 [lyon's mane]: well ulti...try carbo loading and strenuous workouts...i was the same way before i went into basic...i gained 20 lbs of muscle in 2 months! still have the streth marks on my shoulders to prove it!

2008-12-19 [Ultiem]: i did do that i didnt carbo load it was muscle weight that hit me like a champ, most of the weight now is on my legs

2008-12-19 [Deleted user]: well i have to say and i don't mean to bring things down here but i have yet to see one person who is truely happy with there body and how it looks

2008-12-19 [chewie]: well, i sure am happy with myself.

2008-12-19 [Ultiem]: i am happy with my body, women want to know my secret to toothpickiness

2008-12-19 [Deleted user]: i dont like overly skiny women no offence but personaly i like a bit of meat in the bones

2008-12-20 [lyon's mane]: lol...im fine with myself...as long as i keep myself trimmed so i dont look like a reverse gorilla!

2008-12-20 [.:Scarlett:.]: i pride myself on my body. im unaturally thin due to previous medical conditions. but im proud of who i am.

2008-12-21 [Deleted user]: well thats all you need to be honest im a heavy set hairy guy and i dont give a shit

2008-12-22 [chewie]: i don't really give a shit either.

2008-12-22 [Deleted user]: only way to be

2008-12-22 [.:Scarlett:.]: *nod* im glad you're all proud.

2008-12-22 [Deleted user]: me three

2008-12-22 [.:Scarlett:.]: *smiles*

2008-12-22 [Deleted user]: and i can see why your proud

2008-12-22 [.:Scarlett:.]: *nod* thank you.

2008-12-23 [Deleted user]: your welcome

2009-04-29 [Doll]: [Killopkie] seriously??? lol

and does it have to be sewn on? cant it just be held in front of said pussy by some kind of device???

2009-05-05 [Killopkie]: roflcopter

2009-10-22 [Chaotix Palidien]: no comment X_X

2009-10-22 [Doll]: no? none at all?

2010-01-27 [Chaotix Palidien]: well id make one but >>  it would be to similer XDD

2011-03-16 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: ha ha

2015-06-26 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: Shit I was here in 2011 whoa!!!

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